Disco never died, it's living comfortably in the itunes library of some kid from white plains

Since my favorite topic in the world is myself, I thought it fitting that my first post should be about ME. As some of our readers know, I am the only resident of the duplex that has had the pleasure of living on BOTH sides, thus making me the most important person in the house (it's ok, say it...you envy me).

What is interesting about this transition from one side to another, is just how very different the two sides are. I think the best way to explain things is to use metaphors, so here are a few to help our readers visualize the two atmospheres under one roof.

Moving from one side to the other is a lot like when Johnny Damon moved from the Red Sox to the Yankees.

I think an even better example would be this clipping from a brochure that came with these pills I bought at 7-11.

So from now on, you can think of me as a Patrick Swayze lookalike...or better yet, that assclown Ty Pennington from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (airs Sundays on ABC at 7/6c).