DirecTV is haunting me..

For those of you who don't know, I've had my DirecTV put on hold for the weeks I've been down here this summer. Why?

1. I rarely watch television.

2. I'm not going to spend money that I don't have for unnecessary bills, but I mean, it seems that everyone else is in the same boat ... thanks a lot Alan fucking Greenspan. You know, you're niece is a friend of mine back home in New York, and if I knew this whole recession bullshit was going down, I would've impregnated her back in high school and created a little family member recession if you know what I mean.

Regardless, the fact is..I try to get away from television and it fucking follows me! I received a notice in the mail, and i quote:

"This notice is to inform you that TVM Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Entertainment Television is looking forward to filming in your neighborhood on Thursday, August 6, 2009.

We will be filming exterior scenes of our actors walking down Ohio Street ... we will be temporarily holding traffic on Ohio Street from Shipping Ave to Day Ave."

Thoughts race through my mind..."Nice, that's kinda tight they'll be filming 24 or some shit like that."

NO. Fucking Burn Notice....

"But what's Burn Notice," Conor?.... I don't fucking know!!

The only familiar thing about this excuse for air-time on television is that the main star was in "Hitch" with Will Smith....sweeeeet.

All I know is that its a waste of my time and a huge inconvenience when I'm trying to drive down Ohio Street, or a film set for that matter.

"Spies don't get fired, they get burned"